February 2011
The sexual noises I make when I stretch
Or get a massage. :-X
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein (via mols)
7083.) I wish I had a boyfriend. But as soon as...
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
No one will do it, though. Chickenshits.
penishole:
…Well, damn.
Chris Browns Take You Down Comes On...
chemalshtry:
7089.) I'm a good, nice girl... girlfriend...
In your life, you meet people. Some you never...
On Valentine's Day:
woodrape:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
The awkward moment when you see your ex with...
chrismaology:
kdwalker91:
LOL! I just had to.
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH!
7099.) I never meant for it to end like this, but...
7101.) I don’t trust you. I'm sorry, but I don’t....
January 2011
Reblog if sarcasm is your first language.
With a heavy Witty accent.
When your period's late... but you've never had...
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY.”
Story of my life.
THANKS GUYS - I'll answer these later :D
